Do you find this disgusting?
Last night I went out with Ashcraft to a bar called Flash's. It's the same place our Beer and Theology group goes...well, we were having a peaceful evening just chatting about girls, emergent, life, skiing, football, whatever came to mind. Perhaps it's a sign that I'm not over my cold enough to have a beer (which I should be over it - it's been nearly 4 freakin' weeks of coughing and nose running, what's the deal?) Anyway, if you look close at this bartender do you notice where she keeps her bottle opener? Perhaps it's because she's an in shape, good looking bar tender as opposed to an old hairy beastly man that no one has mentioned this fact. But, nonetheless, that's a bottle opener - and it's stuck down her pants practically sitting on her butt. Now, it's only a little bit that touches your beer...but, it's the little bit that touches my mouth. We awkwardly asked about it with as much tact as possible to another waitress - she just kinda laughed and lost it a bit, but we made no progress to change the situation. So, I drank my beer and lived with it, but, don't you kind of find it gross? I did.
4 Comments:
ew. the only thing worse is if she kept the bottle opener in her shoe.
i think sometimes ignorance is bliss when it comes to that kind of stuff.
HILARIOUS!
This is totally the type of stuff that I notice, and I laughed SO hard. Funnnnny stuff.
what you don't know is that IS actually where the flavor of the beer comes from. besides, from what i can tell it's the handle part that's down her pants, not the opener part. do'nt complain, in some places you pay extra for that kind of "personal attention"
Looks like the hande part is down doesn't it? That's what we thought at first too - but, alas, we were wrong. Both ends have a hole but only one for opening...maybe that's how she fools people into drinking part of her leg!
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