Great, I think I'm addicted to another show...but perhaps that's a good thing because I don't see Smallville lasting much more than another season. I'll give 24 this, it's fast paced, action packed, intellectually riveting, and just freakin' sweet! Thanks for the DVD's mom. One more reason to put off lesson plans for another day!
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Greetings all, Allow myself to introduce . . . myself. I am a 27 year old educator living in Boston. Before you is the story of an avid mac using, design minded, Chiefs cheering, introvert thinking, friend loving, story sharing disciple. Life is quite the journey and I'm passionate about sharing it with you. Enjoy your visit and hopefully our lives will connect one to another. Welcome to my story...
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Tyler,
Now that you are a 24 fan, you are required to read this & laugh:
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
-Nathan
Absolutely Hilarious, hands down!!
Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's freakin' beef.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better flipping do it.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
ack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Jack Bauer doesn't play the game SORRY. Jack Bauer apologizes to no one.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
When E.T. phoned home, Jack Bauer answered.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Got some new ones
Jack Bauer turns off his alarm clock by cutting the blue wire.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer once beat Super Mario Bros. 3 without touching the controller. He just stared at the TV until the game beat itself.
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are lame.
Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Jack Bauer watches a pot, it boils immediately.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
Jack Bauer once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Jack Bauer rents videos and never rewinds them, ever.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
my fav on this list is the Mario one...awesome, just awesome
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